Worst Doctor Ever


>>MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
WE’RE LOSING HIM. PREP A CRASH CART AND GET ME 50 CC’S–
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OH, DO YOU THINK THIS WILL COME OUT?
MAYBE SOME VINEGAR OR SOMETHING? THIS IS LIKE THE WORST DAY EVER NOW. ♪♪
AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE CAUSE OF DEATH WAS KIDNEY
FAILURE BROUGHT ABOUT BY UNTREATED DIABETES,
BUT THEN I NOTICED THE KNIFE. SCALPEL. WE WILL PUT THE LEECHES HERE,
HERE, AND HERE. ON THE PLUS SIDE
ONE OF YOU IS GOING HOME TODAY WITH A FREE KNIFE.
IT’S A CHEF MATE, SO THAT’S GOOD QUALITY. [LAUGHTER] I’M KIDDING.
NO, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT FOOT. OKAY, TIME TO TEST THOSE REFLEXES. FAILED. WE COULD PUT IT IN A JAR FOR YOU AND KEEP IT ON YOUR
MANTLE OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHEN I COULD WALK.
I HAVE SOME RATHER EXCITING NEWS, YOU’RE PREGNANT. I’M A QUACK. WELL MY PHD FROM BOTSWANA’S PREMIERE ONLINE
COLLEGE SAYS OTHERWISE. OH HE’S GOING TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER.
I SAY HE, BUT YOU KNOW, TOO EARLY TO TELL.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
CLEAR!>>AH!
>>AH! WHAT IS THIS?
>>AH! [FLAT LINING]>>WELL MR. ROBINSON,
I AM PLEASED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE MADE A FULL RECOVERY MY FRIEND. I GIVE YOU A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
AND YOU ARE FREE TO GO.>>HE’S DEAD.
>>THAT’S WHY HE WON OUR STARING CONTEST.

100 thoughts on “Worst Doctor Ever

  1. maybe his not a real doctor maybe he's just impersonating one now where did we hear dat before cough cough photoboming 101

  2. They should’ve done something like “ok here’s your lollipop you can go. Oh wait is this cherry!? I haven’t found one of these in awhile.” walks away comes back “Didn’t I tell you that you can go?”😅🍭

  3. This is ironic, because he plays the best Doctor ever. As in The Doctor. Just making sure I'm clear on that. (Except, of course, for the actual Doctor)

  4. Oh, god…did he?…did he actually?…put that in his mouth? I hope it was sterile, but it wasn't in a plastic bag. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  5. I love that it was the same character that played uno cards in the poker tournament
    All these people on this channel remind me of old mad t.v. Show and it makes me happy

  6. Just realized… seen the new JK studios Do Your Worst? “Time to test those reflexes.” Slaps in face “failed…”

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