Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit


>>THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES TO
DOWNPLAY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S UNEXPECTED AND UNSCHEDULED
DOCTOR’S VISIT, AND, NOW, THERE ARE NEW QUESTIONS SURROUNDING
THAT MYSTERIOUS CHECKUP SATURDAY.>>GOOD EVENING, I’M DR. BILL
FARBLAH, CHIEF OF GASTROENTEROLOGY. I WANTED TO DISPEL ANY RUMORS
ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S UNSCHEDULED MEDICAL APPOINTMENT
AT WALTER REED HOSPITAL. IT WAS A ROUTINE PROCEDURE. HE IS FINE — THOUGH, DURING THE
EXAM, IT WAS DETERMINED THAT THE PRESIDENT HAD A BLOCKAGE IN HIS
LOWER G.I. TRACT, WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SEVERAL
REPUBLICAN MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAD LODGED THEIR HEADS IN HIS —
UH — QUID PRO QUO HOLE. ( LAUGHTER )
WE IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE G.O.P. CONGRESSMEN’S
HEADS, BUT, ONCE OUT, THEY WOULD HEAR MORE UKRAINE TESTIMONY AND
WOULD DIVE BACK IN THERE. SITUATION WAS MUCH LIKE PUPPIES
IN A BOX. EVENTUALLY, USING FORCEPS, WE
WERE SUCCESSFUL IN EXTRACTING THE HEADS OF JIM JORDAN AND
DEVIN NUNES, AND, AS WE SPEAK, WE ARE SENDING IN A TEAM OF
SPECIALISTS TO TRY TO LOCATE LINDSEY GRAHAM — HE’S WAY UP
THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
♪>>Announcer: IT’S “THE LATE
SHOW” WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

100 thoughts on “Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit

  1. What a bunch of perverted directors and show producers…that's ok because Justice is coming covert and it's coming for you and your pedophile child sex trafficking friends.

  2. Perhaps the medical team can also transplant the testicles of those GOP lawmakers; they apparently sacrificed their original testosterone-producing gonads to the Trump re-election committee.

  3. I MUST GIVE MELANOMIA CREDIT FOR SUCKING THAT LITTLE ORANGE WORM.. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ.. HOLD IT ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ. OKAY I AM GETTING DIZZY ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

  4. Hilarious. No one believes any doctor that has stood within 5 feet of Trump for any length of time. After the whole "Doctor's Letter" scam, and then the pill popping, sweaty liar that held the last TV physical report, trust in doctors and the medical profession in general has taken a hit. So this new announcement sounds like another crazy ass doctor professionally lying for the Chief Liar in Office.

  5. Trump probably blew a major gasket because of impeachment testimonies and started foaming at the mouth. His minions wanted him tested for rabies.

  6. Now you know there not going to tell you the truth, why even bother. They will repeat some stupid story trump has made them comment to or your fired doctor.? Booooooo!

  7. TRUMP: why did the chicken cross the road?
    COLBERT: why?
    TRUMP: to get to the idiots house
    COLBERT: I don't get it
    TRUMP: knock knock
    COLBERT: who's there?
    TRUMP: the chicken!

  8. I firmly believe that it'd have been a better idea to use a blue screen than a green screen for this shot. Sure, classic cinematography doctrine says that for well-lit shots green screens are better, but the blue curtain here makes the green aura around the actor's head really stand out.

  9. Time to face the music…treasonoustrump not feelin' so hot! The REAL United States of America is going to hang Donald Trump, and he knows it! El Paso and Dayton FOREVER TREASONOUSTRUMPs!

  10. Meanwhile in Heaven, St. Peter asks John McCain "Hey they're talking about Lindsey again, isn't he your friend?" John McCain replies "Lindsey who?"

  11. IMPEACH AND INCARCERATE the treasonous little mushroom dk pussygrabber DRUMPF ๐Ÿ˜€ make America great again folks

  12. I think his trip to the hospital was an attempt to put into action a plan he cooked up to make himself look good by finding an unfortunate wounded soldier and playing a sympathizing caring dad.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Again using someone for his own gain.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒด

  13. This is one of the best! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  14. Rumor has it that the gastroenterologist went in through the mouth, because equal amounts of bullsh*t came out if it.
    It was a 50/50 chance he got the right side.

  15. Lol bahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ! Holy shiz!

  16. I thought this was serious! I was hoping it was serious…spare the country the expense and humiliation of half of the US government trying to defend a nincompoop from his self inflicted impeachment…

  17. I am very concerned with Lindsey Graham's safety. Has anyone heard if he was successfully extracted from that Quid Pro Hole yet?

  18. Trump's hospital visit was Act One of his escape strategy. He'll claim poor health, retire, get a pardon from Pence for his federal offenses then plead same to theย states for their charges.

  19. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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