the doctor being sassy for 10 minutes straight


What the hell is going on? Oh, This is my lover, the king of France. Yeah? Well I’m the lord of time. Can we have a lift? *laughing* Okay, plan of attack: we assume a basic 57-56 strategy covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face-to-face, that’ll designate exit 1, I’ll cover exit 2. Rose, you exit 3, Mickey Smith, you take exit 4. Have you got that? Excuse me? Who’s in charge? Sorry. Awaiting orders, sir. So…anyone for dodgems? What’s a horse doing on a spaceship? Mickey, what’s pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective. Miss Oswald? Dark hair? Highly unpredictable? Surprisingly round face? Everyone says she’s in love with Mr. Pink. The PE teacher. Maths. I really like him. I was in his group. Mr. Pink was looking after you? Well that explains why you’re lost. At arms! What you gonna do? Moisturize me? You were here a hundred years ago? Yep. Lookin’ good on it. I moisturize. Hello. Laptop. Gimme. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. ITS-FINE- Give. It. Here. Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff. THE DOCTOR WILL OPEN THE ARC! *laughs mockingly* The Doctor will not! He believed it was a telepathic communication from the dead. Why? Was he…an idiot? My mother’s cooking. Good! Put her on a slow heat, and let her simmer. Oh, Lumic. You’re a clever man. I’d call you a genius except I’m in the room. If you’d rather not hear these words… There’s still- Can you just hurry up, please, or I’ll hit you with my shoe. I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed. What’s the point in having you all? I am TALKING! And I’m not LISTENINGAAAH There isn’t one. There is now. The incursion protocols have been agreed internationally, in the event of a full-scale invasion on earth president. Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world? So what’s wrong with me? Nothing, you’re fine. Everything, you’re dying. Doctor… Yes, you’re right, if we lie to her she’ll get all better. I…am dying doctor. You keep saying that, you keep not dying, can you give it some welly? Ohohohoho, brilliant! It’s you! You’re my favorite, you are! You are the best! You know why? ‘Cause you’re…so thick! You’re Mr. THICK, THICK THICKITTY THICKFACE, FROM THICKTOWN THICKANIA. And so’s yer dad! Robin Hood laughs in the face of all- Ha ha ha… And do people ever punch you in the face when you do that? Not as yet. Lucky I’m here then, isn’t it? Shh Shh. Have I gone mad? I’ve gone mad. Doctor… Shh-shh Silence, absolute silence. Ok, so he’s vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great looking ones who do that? I’m making an effort not to be insulted. I mean…men. Okay, thanks. That really helped. You won’t believe it, Mr. Smith, but they are creatures from another world. Really… Woooow Of course, the real question is… Where did I get a cup of tea? Answer? I’m the doctor, just accept it. I’m due at work. What, you’ve got a job? Why can’t you leave me alone? What did ever do to you? You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet. Oh, how do I explain the mechanics of the temporal flux…Oh, I know! Back to the future, it’s like back to the future. The film? No, the novelization. Yes, the film. Oh, you know, Alien! The horror movie Alien. There’s a horror movie called alien?!? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you…! Handles, I said put me on a ship. I didn’t say put me on a Dalek ship… Don’t put me on a Dalek ship, when i’m holding a BROKEN BIT OF DALEK. OWWWWW You did not indicate a preference Use your head, it’s not like you’ve got a lot of alternatives. They’re all here. Its bigger on the inside! Is it??? I hadn’t noticed! Adam was saying that all his life he wanted to see the stars Time to go and stand outside then. Now it’s just possible that I might get a phone call… From the date guy? But it’s too late, you’ve taken your makeup off. No, i haven’t. I’m still wearing my makeup. All right. Okay. Well, you probably just missed a bit. Come on, come on, come on, come on! *the doctor yells in pain* I’ve only got one heart working! HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COPE? *the doctor yells in pain* How do you people manage one heart? it is PITIFUL! I’ve gotta get the other one starting. HIT ME, HIT ME ON THE CHEST *bang* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Other side! Look at me! Yep… Looking… Seriously? Why is your face so colored in? What is that box? It’s a police box. Can’t you read? Are you taller? Heels… What, do you have to reach a high shelf? Right, gotta go, gonna be late! For a shelf? I’m your new undercover agent, I’m loaned from Scotland Yard…code name: The Doctor. These are my top operatives: the legs, the nose and Mrs. Robinson. I hate you. No you don’t… Here we are, out on a date, and you haven’t even asked my proper name. It’s not a date… Who the hell are you!? I’m the Doctor, and I just SNOGGED Madame de Pompadour! Thank you! Pleasure… Don’t look at my browser history. Whoah! Yeah. I said don’t. What’s browser history? But my mind isn’t working because this village IS SO DULL! WE HAVE AN INTRUDER! HOW DID HE GET IN? INTRUDA WINDOW? buh-bye! Haven’t you got backup or something? You must have a partner or something. *sighs* Humans. We’re stuck on the moon, running out of air, with Judoon and a blood-sucking criminal and you’re asking personal questions? Gone. He took my bedspread! Oh, the human race…you’re never happy, are you? Oh, you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it. Oh, you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it. Oh, oh yeah, oh YOU NEVER DO! I think you’re forgetting something. I’m the doctor and if there’s one thing I can do it’s talk! I’ve got five billion languages and you haven’t got one way of stopping me. So if anybody’s gonna shut up, IT’S YOU!!! We don’t need to land… Yeah, we do… Tiny bit, try and keep up. You’re weird. Yes, I am, what about you? I’m a disruptive influence. Good to meet you! And you. …now get lost. Ultraviolet portable solar light. Yours is bigger than mine. Let’s not go there. She’d love to have a chat but, Um… She’s up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps if we could make an appointment for next week? She’s climbing out the window, isn’t she? Yes, she is. I grew…out of you… Still…could be worse… Oi! Watch it, space man! Oi! Watch it, earth girl! When you say “mobile phone” why’d you point at that blue box? Because it’s a surprisingly accurate description. This body, I’ve got only one heart! But, like, you’re human? Auughhh, that’s disgusting! Oiiiii! Oiiiiiiiii! Stopet! Are you out of your mind? Nooo I’m inside a Dalek! So, she kissed me. And you kissed her back. No, I kissed her mouth. They’re not students. Whoever they are, when Wilson finds them, he’ll call the police. Who’s Wilson? Chief electrician. Wilson’s dead. Now you, just wait. I’m busy. If they’re fish people it explains why they hate the sun. Stop talking, brain thinking, hush. It’s the school thing that I don’t understand. Stop talking, brain thinking, hush. I say we take the fight to them. Ah Ah Ah WOT? Ah… Planet dies, so they flee through a crack in space and time and end up here then- I demand to know who you are. I DOOOOOON’T KNOOOOW! This is Clara, not my assistant, she’s uh, some other word. I’m his carer. Yeah, my carer, she cares so I don’t have to. If you are an Alien, how comes you sounds like you’re from the north? Lots of planets have a north. Compensating? For what? Regeneration, it’s a lottery. Thank you, whoever you are. I think you have just saved my life. Believe me… It was an accident. Any remarks about my hips will not be appreciated. Ah, your hips are fine, you’re built like a man. Thanks(!) If you’re going to deny it, don’t waste my time. Just shut up. It’s called a vortex manipulator. He’s not the only one who can time travel. Oh, excuse me. That is not time travel. It’s like I’ve got a sports car, you’ve got a space hopper! Any time you wanna help? Can’t you Sonic it? It doesn’t do wood. That is rubbish… Oi! Don’t diss the sonic! Arrived in 1869, this thing burned out so it was useless. Told you. Thanks to your friend. Shut it hoodie! Does the universe implode or somethin, if you dance? Well I’ve got the moves but I wouldn’t wanna boast. I’d last a lot longer than this desiccated man-crone. *Scoffs* Really?! Well, you know what? I think you’ll find I have a certain genetic advantage. It is not a competition about who can die slower. It’d definitely be me though, wouldn’t it? You got bored one night didn’t you? Yeh, tiny bit bored…

100 thoughts on “the doctor being sassy for 10 minutes straight

  1. if you want more doctor who videos like this please suggest some!
    eg. "___ being ___ for __ minutes straight"
    (bear in mind i can't edit with classic episodes!)

  2. David Tennant in that episode The Idiots Lantern, he was really scary in that one scene where he yelled back, do not ever talk back to the Doctor

  3. Imagine Doctor who and Sherlocks his companion there would be so many sassy arguments
    Doctor: Brian thinking hush hush
    Sherlock: please stop talking otherwise you’ll lower the whole IQ of this street 😂

  4. i dont particularly care for DW, but i love your humor and your merlin comps, thus i love this as well. its like being a step dad

  5. Just in case no-one's noticed 12 put seven sugar CUBES into his tea. anyone remember the black, small boxes that were all around the earth with 11? (please tell me i'm not the only one who noticed)

  6. After watching some Doctor who myself my family have noticed my change in how I acted…Maybe I am turning into a doctor?

  7. Iconic and best lines

    'And so's your dad
    'Really? Wow.'
    'No wonder everyone keeps invading you'
    'Why is your face all coloured in?'
    'For a shelf?
    'Ugh hate you'
    'How did he get in? Intruder window?'
    'Good to meet you. Now get lost'
    'Watch it space man's
    'I'm BuSy'
    'IDK!'
    'She cares so I don't have to'
    'Don't dis the sonic!'

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