The Beauty Clinic


Hi I’m Dr Jessica Dr MD. And I’m Paris China. No formal qualifications. Welcome to the Just Be Yourself By Changing Absolutely Everything About Your Physical Appearance Clinic. Yeah, welcome to the Ju… welcome. Modern women like I and you can’t afford to take a moment off looking you… I… they… thereselves… best. Here at the Beauty Clinic, we’ve come up with a bespoke solution. So you can look the best of times Even during the worst of times. That’s right. It’s the new Road Traffic Incident Range. It’s fitted directly into your car So you can crash with confidence. Crash with confidence. Upon impact, your airbag will deploy and release a translucent shimmer powder which will cover your entire body. Then some rouge from dashboard dispensers will keep you looking perky and alert. You’ll be in excruciating pain But you’ll look amazing. Even if you get carted off in an ambulance you won’t face the indignity of someone thinking you’ve let yourself go. It lasts for weeks, so even if you’re in a coma, you’ll still be fuckable. Am I right, ladies? Yes! Fit corpse, fit corpse, instacorpse! Just call the number on the bottom of the screen and we at the Just Be Yourself By Changing Absolutely Everything About Your Physical Appearance Clinic will send you a starter pack today. Yes. So call, and crash with confidence today… now. (whispered) Don’t do…

4 thoughts on “The Beauty Clinic

  1. if i wasn't 2nd in line to the throne I would take Maddy as my queen.I would much rather be her tampon than my current trouble and strife

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