Hi! May I help you? Yeah I just wanted to drop off this “Get Well” arrangement for the old man. Yeah we really hope Coach Saban gets back on his feet in no time. Awe that is so thoughtful of you! They’re beautiful. Yeah I guess if you keep watering them they may actually live long enough for him to see them I guess he’ll be back in the office in three…four months? Oh he’s actually here today. Uh…In… …spirit? Or? No he came in at his usual 7 a.m. time. Want me to call him for you? What do you mean he’s here? The surgery was like 12 hours ago. Uh…yeah. No..no… He doesn’t want anyone seeing him hunkered over a walker slowly shuffling around here a shell of the man he once was in his younger days. Face with the all consuming fires of times slowly… Why is there a walker in that trash can? Oh! Yeah. Coach said he didn’t need it anymore. Free to a good home if you know anyone who needs one. *crazy laugh* I mean even walking with a cane is going to be a slow process. Gonna be hard to do the Cupid Shuffle with those recruits families and all. The hip is a mysterious joint. Lots of moving… OH MY GOD. Is this his schedule? Yeah that’s for today. 9 a.m. Crossfit WAD? Noontime Basketball dunk contest? Yeah if you can hang around he does have a 10 minute opening after his 3 p.m. Salsa dancing lesson I’m sure he’d love to say thank you. Restricted movement with walker 6-8 weeks. Extensive physical therapy 5-6 weeks. Possible follow up surgery 2-3 months. What happened to this? I don’t… He didn’t have the surgery did he? Uh.. This is just another one of his games right? I think he just… Fake a hip replacement. He’s good. He’s too good. He’s probably out recruiting right now isn’t he? What position? Is it a back up quarterback? Getting ready to put him in at the end of the game…RUIN MY LIFE? You know what? FORGET IT! I’m taking the walker!