SEC Shorts – When they find out Saban’s hip is way ahead of schedule


Hi! May I help you? Yeah I just wanted to drop off this “Get Well” arrangement for the old man. Yeah we really hope Coach Saban gets back on his feet in no time. Awe that is so thoughtful of you! They’re beautiful. Yeah I guess if you keep watering them they may actually live long enough for him to see them I guess he’ll be back in the office in three…four months? Oh he’s actually here today. Uh…In… …spirit? Or? No he came in at his usual 7 a.m. time. Want me to call him for you? What do you mean he’s here? The surgery was like 12 hours ago. Uh…yeah. No..no… He doesn’t want anyone seeing him hunkered over a walker slowly shuffling around here a shell of the man he once was in his younger days. Face with the all consuming fires of times slowly… Why is there a walker in that trash can? Oh! Yeah. Coach said he didn’t need it anymore. Free to a good home if you know anyone who needs one. *crazy laugh* I mean even walking with a cane is going to be a slow process. Gonna be hard to do the Cupid Shuffle with those recruits families and all. The hip is a mysterious joint. Lots of moving… OH MY GOD. Is this his schedule? Yeah that’s for today. 9 a.m. Crossfit WAD? Noontime Basketball dunk contest? Yeah if you can hang around he does have a 10 minute opening after his 3 p.m. Salsa dancing lesson I’m sure he’d love to say thank you. Restricted movement with walker 6-8 weeks. Extensive physical therapy 5-6 weeks. Possible follow up surgery 2-3 months. What happened to this? I don’t… He didn’t have the surgery did he? Uh.. This is just another one of his games right? I think he just… Fake a hip replacement. He’s good. He’s too good. He’s probably out recruiting right now isn’t he? What position? Is it a back up quarterback? Getting ready to put him in at the end of the game…RUIN MY LIFE? You know what? FORGET IT! I’m taking the walker!

100 thoughts on “SEC Shorts – When they find out Saban’s hip is way ahead of schedule

  1. "Is it backup quarterback? Gettin ready to put him in at the end of the game? Ruin my life?" Yea…thanks for opening that old wound again

  2. As a Ga fan I have to admit this was soooo funny!😂😂 Some jokes hit where it hurts but they were gold!! Keep up the great work for all of our SEC teams!

  3. I’m a UGA grad and have followed this channel for years. Please do something with the SEC teams and Game of Thrones bc it would be really amazing and to would attract a lot of attention to this channel.

  4. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Never cease to amaze

    #justMYthoughts #AnotherClassic #RollTide #Dynasty #OnTheRoadTo18 #Saban #TrustTheProcess #RIPNipsey #VictoryLap #TheMarathonContinues

  5. If for nothing else I’m glad we joined the SEC just for the SEC Shorts! Obviously just kidding. Good luck to us all this year. GIG EM AGGIES!! WHOOP!! SEC SEC SEC SEC…….

  6. Is that actually part of the facility or did they mock in a replica. Has to be actually at the facility right?

  7. I'm a Georgia fan and this video hurt me and made me laugh at the same time! Hoping for another GA vs AL this December. #GoDawgs

  8. I was thinking he should have been wearing an Auburn shirt. It's just a matter of time before Kirby one ups Nick. Gus, on the other hand, not so much.

  9. In case you missed Chris Lowe on Finebaum.
    "Miss Terry was out running errands. Pulled up and he was out on the driveway. "

    "I just couldn't stand sitting in that recliner. "

    #rtr

  10. Why y'all gotta pick on GA like that.. Kirby probably sent him a weekend trip to a resort somewhere.. Go Dawgs

  11. Oooooooo……….the disappointment that came over me at the end of this video 🤦🤦 funny as always 😂🤣#godawgs

  12. As a Georgia fan, this is way too true! 😂😂😂😂 Thank you, SEC Shorts! (Why do we ALWAYS have a huge lead on them, they put in their backup, and we lose anyways?🤕🤕🤕)

  13. Lol, Nick…he b tough, awesome video, especially the back up qb recruit to put in near end of game, lol to ruin his life. LMAO

  14. "Put him in at the end of the game and ruin my life." Raising my glass. Thank you Alabama….thank you.

  15. Relax college football fans ( not the bama fans), Nick Saban will retire someday. (I think it's gonna be awhile though!)

  16. Dabo Swinney is going to run Nick Saban out of football. One more matchup with Clemson might do it.

  17. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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