Hey, guys. I’m Amber. And I’m Jackie. We wanted to let you know about something terrifying that you’ve probably never heard of – CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTERS And I know you’re probably thinking, “Why shady? This sounds like a place that helps pregnant women in crisis.” NOPE. CPCs are actually FAKE HEALTH CLINICS created for the sole purpose of talking unsuspecting women out of having an abortion. These predatory FAKE CLINICS are usually not run by doctors OR medical professionals. They are run by anti-abortion zealots who prey on vulnerable people looking for abortion care, and we want to EXPOSE THEM! Alright. First off, some background: There are approximately 780 clinics that provide abortion in the U.S. Compare that to the nearly 4,000 CPCs. They are very calculated. So they set up their fake clinics very near and often literally RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ABORTION CLINIC. Notice they use a similar name and EVEN the SAME FONT to CONFUSE PEOPLE as to which place they should enter! Remember, this is all to get unsuspecting women to walk through THEIR doors instead of the ACTUAL clinic they made an appointment at! Imagine if other medical services were allowed to pull this shit! Would you be able to tell which one is a real dentist and which one is fake? Check that out! Look. She walked right into Dental Lies Dental, and now that she’s inside the doors, she’s about to be flooded with misinformation. Umm, well, I’m in a lot of pain. Can you help me? Here’s a pamphlet on how having bad oral hygiene is a sin against God. Will the dentist be able to pull my tooth if I need it? Well, someone will look at it for you and discuss your options – such as letting it rot inside your head until God decides it’s ready to fall out Oh. Kay. If there were FAKE DENTISTS telling you that God would take care of your janky tooth, the state would shut that shit down in an afternoon. So let’s do the same thing to these CPCs! How is this even legal? How would you even get a license for a place this sketchy? Hi. What can I do for ya? Hi. I’m here to apply for a permit to open a fake medical clinic that lies to pregnant women leaving them vulnerable and afraid. You actually don’t need any permits for that. That’s not regulated by the state. Well what do ya know? Thank you. You have a great day. No problem. Alright! Hear that? YOU DON’T NEED A LICENSE TO RUN A FAKE CLINIC. They’re totally unregulated. ZERO GOVERNMENTAL OVERSIGHT! Zero. Okay, some states have awarded TAXPAYER MONEY to expand these CPCs. They’ve gone so far as to do Title X grants, welfare funds, and they’ve even defunded Planned Parenthood to expand these as well. Listen, honey. When she is checked in, she’s then separated from her belongings No. AND her phone. Yes. Yes, you go in there, they’re like, “give me your phone. Give me your soul. Give me your brain.” They take it all. Give it to me. They take all of that making it HARDER for her to leave! Now that she’s semi-naked and afraid, let’s get into these CRAZY ASS LIES about abortion risks! They’ll tell you that abortion causes breast cancer, infertility, depression, AND that most women regret their abortions. THAT’S WHY THEY TAKE YOUR PHONE! Because if you Google that shit, You would see all these lies have been discredited as junk science by the AMA, American Obstetricians and Gynecologists, and the American Cancer Society. You know – actual medical experts with actual medical expertise, and not just some sexist clown playing doctor. And they will stop at nothing to convince you to keep your baby, even lying about how far along you are. Even going so far as to SHOW YOU PICTURES of a fetus that doesn’t MATCH how far along you are. Again, if a FAKE DENTIST pulled that shit- So you see here, the tooth is still attached to other vital organs like your mouth. There’s nothing we can do, honey. You’re just gonna have to wait until it falls out on its own. What?! It can’t be safe to keep a rotting tooth in my mouth. You know what’s not safe? Pulling a tooth! Removing teeth causes cancer and depression and a lifetime of regret. But I NEED this tooth pulled. Well maybe you should’ve kept your mouth shut and not let FOOD in, and you wouldn’t have ended up here. …okay. Outrageous, right? So why do we tolerate it when it comes to fake doctors? And at the worst-of-the-worst of these places, they will string women along, promising them help with child care and diapers riiight up until they reach the legal limit to have an abortion, then CUT EM OFF, sending them away with a box of diapers and a prayer, leaving them to fend for themselves. This is nothing more than preying on a vulnerable person because you want them to live the life that YOU wanna force upon them. And here’s the bottom line- when you’re scared and facing an unwanted pregnancy, Right Abortion providers give you a PARACHUTE, so that you can land softly. CPCs PRETEND they’re gonna give you a parachute, but instead, they judge and shame you and then PUSH you outta the plane with a bag o’ dicks! And a bag o’ dicks isn’t useful at all. Nope! WE NEED YOU to help us EXPOSE these clinics and to fight with us, so that every person who wants a PARACHUTE, GETS A PARACHUTE! We have our whole plan laid out at www.ExposeFakeClinics.com. So come on, people! Let’s DO THIS! Gather your pals, and join Lady Parts Justice League in EXPOSING these fake clinics. Find out how, and pledge to take action at ExposeFakeClinics.com.