– [Woman] Katie? Katie? (heart monitor beeping) – Where am I? – You were in a car accident. – Oh god! No! Brad! – Please leave these on. – Where the hell is he I
need to find him, Brad! – [Nurse] No, no, no,
don’t take these out. – Get these out of me! How could this happen? – You were hit by a minivan
going down the highway on the wrong side of the road. – Oh God why? – You have three broken
ribs, a broken leg, severe cuts and bruising,
light head trauma, but we believe you’ll
make a full recovery. – Get these the hell off me! – Katie, these are important. – Brad! – [Male] Katie! – Brad, are you hearing me? – Katie, can you hear me? We gotta get outta here. They’re trying to get us. I think they think we’re aliens. They put a bunch of tubes in us. Get these tubes out of me! – Gotta leave that in. – I’m of this world! – We’re human! – Don’t put your tubes
in me I don’t want this! – We’re not prisoners! – Pushy – Katie, I’ve got bad news
– What? – I totaled the minivan I’m so sorry, it’s gone, it’s dust. – Babe, as long as
you’re okay I don’t care. – Oh, no no no we do
not chew on the IV tube. – What are you guys pumpin’ us with? – They’re probably
putting mind juice in us. What kind of juice is this, some government mind control, huh? – Morphine? – Who you workin’ with, the FBI? – CIA? – Putin? – Are you Putin?
– Huh? – I’m not Putin. – Are you Putin? – Huh, Putin?
– Kaiser. – Kaiser. – Agh! Get this off of me. – Agh! – I need this off of me! – Stop putting them back on, man. I wanna be a part of you. – Please don’t make it sexual. – Make us one!
– I wanna be inside of you! I can feel it. Baby, look me in the eyes. – What? – We’re not going back to jail. – We’ll make this a rope
we’ll jump out the window – We’re on the ninth floor.
– It’s our last shot Get back, we’re jumping! (groaning) Dig deep, dig deep! Push it! – Yeah – We gotta get out of here. – Gotta run like wolves. (groaning) – I freed you! – Thank you, baby. – Get that away from us. We’re getting out! – I gotta get out of here, come on baby. Stay back. We’re gonna go get on the hog. Let’s get out of here, baby. – I’m not going back to jail! – Leave him alone you bitch – [Woman Patient] Leave him alone! – Leave him alone! – Hi it’s Katie Marovitch
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