Every Hospital Scene Ever | CH Shorts


– [Woman] Katie? Katie? (heart monitor beeping) – Where am I? – You were in a car accident. – Oh god! No! Brad! – Please leave these on. – Where the hell is he I
need to find him, Brad! – [Nurse] No, no, no,
don’t take these out. – Get these out of me! How could this happen? – You were hit by a minivan
going down the highway on the wrong side of the road. – Oh God why? – You have three broken
ribs, a broken leg, severe cuts and bruising,
light head trauma, but we believe you’ll
make a full recovery. – Get these the hell off me! – Katie, these are important. – Brad! – [Male] Katie! – Brad, are you hearing me? – Katie, can you hear me? We gotta get outta here. They’re trying to get us. I think they think we’re aliens. They put a bunch of tubes in us. Get these tubes out of me! – Gotta leave that in. – I’m of this world! – We’re human! – Don’t put your tubes
in me I don’t want this! – We’re not prisoners! – Pushy – Katie, I’ve got bad news
– What? – I totaled the minivan I’m so sorry, it’s gone, it’s dust. – Babe, as long as
you’re okay I don’t care. – Oh, no no no we do
not chew on the IV tube. – What are you guys pumpin’ us with? – They’re probably
putting mind juice in us. What kind of juice is this, some government mind control, huh? – Morphine? – Who you workin’ with, the FBI? – CIA? – Putin? – Are you Putin?
– Huh? – I’m not Putin. – Are you Putin? – Huh, Putin?
– Kaiser. – Kaiser. – Agh! Get this off of me. – Agh! – I need this off of me! – Stop putting them back on, man. I wanna be a part of you. – Please don’t make it sexual. – Make us one!
– I wanna be inside of you! I can feel it. Baby, look me in the eyes. – What? – We’re not going back to jail. – We’ll make this a rope
we’ll jump out the window – We’re on the ninth floor.
– It’s our last shot Get back, we’re jumping! (groaning) Dig deep, dig deep! Push it! – Yeah – We gotta get out of here. – Gotta run like wolves. (groaning) – I freed you! – Thank you, baby. – Get that away from us. We’re getting out! – I gotta get out of here, come on baby. Stay back. We’re gonna go get on the hog. Let’s get out of here, baby. – I’m not going back to jail! – Leave him alone you bitch – [Woman Patient] Leave him alone! – Leave him alone! – Hi it’s Katie Marovitch
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100 thoughts on “Every Hospital Scene Ever | CH Shorts

  1. Oh my… XD It is so disturbing, it is brilliant 😀 Those side actors need some lessons though, they have the emotion level of a sedated lemur

  2. Could anyone answer this very important question for me… Was she or the minivan on the wrong side of the highway?

  3. Mm what about House? 8D It's a whole series about doctors cx (and a Great series)

  4. Are you Putin?
    I'm not Putin.
    Are you Putin?
    No.
    Well if no one's gonna be Putin, leader of Russia a freaking country then sign me up cause I wanna be Putin.
    I can't speak Russian though…
    I'll learn downloads Duolingo

  5. When I was hit by a car (I was on a bike), I was consious the entire time and let the doctors do their job. These scenes annoy me tbh

  6. They drug you up so much that when you wake up at the hospital youre totally calm and have no cares in the world. Kinda nice actually 🤔

  7. so this is what happened when I left?! Whenever I see “hospital” I am scared, I hate hospitals 😬 if husband get me in there I will definitely kick him, no kidding!! No wonder why hard drives corrupted to no fixable state…

  8. 'I freed you!' LOL. I did have someone irl jerk his own catheter out, looked like when you over-microwave a hot dog. (Real caths have a inflated plug in your bladder to keep it in place)
    Also, 'please don't make this sexual' was much appreciated! 🤣

  9. This is one of my favorite Katie sketches. The love her crazy boyfriend Brad. I hope they bring him back in future videos

  10. DID SHE JUST PULL OUT HER CATHETER. Ma’am there’s a tiny balloon in there your urethra would be HURTIN

  11. I'm sorry, what the heck did I just watch?

    I meant that in a good way, like I think it's funny kinda way

  12. Nurse: "You were hit by a minivan going down the highway on the wrong side of the road."
    Katie: "OH GOD, WHYYYYYYY?!?!"
    Me: "You were hit by a minivan going down the highway on the wrong side of the road."

  13. Nurse: "You were hit by a minivan going down the highway on the wrong side of the road."
    Katie: "OH GOD, WHYYYYYYY?!?!"
    Me: "You were hit by a minivan going down the highway on the wrong side of the road."

  14. Katie freaking out

    Nurse: You have three broken ribs, a broken leg, severe cuts and bruising, light head trauma…

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