Doctors & Medical Students – Why They Can’t Find Love | Kenny Sebastian : Stand Up Comedy


That’s great. Any anesthesiologist?
Any anesthesia specialists? ‘Cause they’re the most important. None of these doctors matter.
‘Cause they’re like… Where’s the anesthetic?
She’s coming. Calm down. Cardiology… he can’t cut suddenly. You need to wait for that person. Breathe! The thing is… it’s hard
being a doctor. It’s very difficult.
I understand. Okay? But, the problem is also that…
Doctor’s are very weird. ‘Cause you deal with death
all the time. So, you become weird. My friends whose parents are doctors… When I used to go in the car with them, they never used to get angry in traffic. Which is very weird. How can you not get angry? In traffic. They just used to be calm.
They used to be like… I guess that’s another
organ donor. Because you’ll deal with death
all the time, it’s not a big deal. I was in medical college. I was doing a show for them. In the campus… the stage was in the middle
and the buildings were around. I’m performing and I notice
half the audience was leaving… and then joining, again. And then half left again and joined…
I was like, “What’s going on?” So I addressed it.
I was like… What’s going on? Why are you guys
leaving and coming back? And the medical student was like… “Actually they have operations…” “So, we’re doing that
and we’re coming.” I was like…
Please finish what you’re doing! You’re not making a sandwich. You can’t let the cheese marinate. Put the top part… please! You can’t just be operating
and be like… “Hey, Kenny’s uploaded a new video.
I’ll just check…” “What’s that smell?
Oh, it’s intestine.” Please close it.
Just close the lid. When you put it in the refrigerator
also, you close… But, they are damn weird. You know, you can’t blame him.
That’s why… Doctors, if you notice,
only marry other doctors. Yeah. Because we have to keep
the insanity in the same community. Yes. So, they procreate and they’re just… “You know, I feel emotions.” “I’m computing emo…” But, I don’t blame them
you know because… they don’t have time. Like medical students are just… studying all the time… crying…
They just… They don’t have time. People who do have time
can’t find love anyway. Right? They don’t have time,
So how will they find love? Where do they find love? In a hospital. So, they find love in a hopeless place. Yeah. It’s very easy to find love
in conducive environments. Like a wedding. Wedding is lovely. You go to a wedding…
everyone’s happy. There are flowers, there’s music. So you’re like…
“Even I want to…” “This is nice.” “I don’t want to do the work.
But, I want this.” “Where do you get it?
Where is the stall?” “Is there a stall?” “Is there a stall?” Where do doctors have to find love? In the hospital, right? And the hospital environment is… x 4000. While they’re wheeling in
a body with blood everywhere… Two doctors are like…
“Oh, hi. How are you?” It’s difficult to find love. That’s why.
Where do they flirt? In the hospital, right? Right now there’s an operation
going on somewhere. Where they’re operating on someone
and the two doctors are nicely flirting. You think that’s not possible?
Of course! They’re human, right? Like barely. But, they’re human. There’s this guy in the center…
just lying. With local anesthesia ’cause… general anesthesia is too mainstream. Just waiting. And these two doctors
are just flirting away. Stop! Stop that.
Stop. Focus. Stop. Stop it. I don’t know how doctors operate.
That’s why I’m doing this. I’m guessing it’s like touching bread. “Hey…” “Hey…” “I found something.” “What?” “What did you find?” “I found a tumor.” “What?” “You found a tumor?” “Yeah.” “Where is it?” “In my pants.” I don’t know… It’s disgusting! and it should stop! This is a mic in Goa.

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  2. Hey Kenny, I think you are so talented and witty, which is not unknown among comedians because that's your real job. But, you have a way of speaking that connects with us. And the fact that you have a fairly good command over the language in which you deliver adds to your repartee with the audience. I have only recently started watching these videos, but I was hooked. Amazing presence of mind and weirdly wild conceits(extended metaphors) while describing stuff. It leaves me in splits. Way to go!

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  4. Sorry but doctors never do such weird kind of flirting during operation although they best at flirting but atleast not in OT πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  5. Kenny just a small suggestion, retain the Helvetica font for your thumbnail like u used to have for long time.

  6. First year mbbs student n listening to this I was like what πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. He is the only comedian from India with highest number of audiences (apart from Kapil Sharma)
    P.S : Just wrote the Fact..!!

  8. Yup… I m a doctor n going to marry a doctor.. we found each other in dissecting roomπŸ€“ btw found dis totally relatable πŸ˜‚
    Edit: my boyfriend’s way of flirting was to offer his own blood during physiology practicals so that I don’t have to prick myself πŸ˜‚. Sweetest gesture😍

  9. I still remember the first video which I saw of Kenny, was on Dosa and trust me after that I started watching all of his videos. The best thing about Kenny is he is natural , and he is sober. All the very best Kenny. Thank you for taking care of all of our smiles.
    God bless you.
    love from Chennai
    – Kirthi tiwari 😊

  10. Awesome.. as usual Kenny…ur sense of humor is just out of the world… Very subtle and lovely. Loads of wishes from Bangalore

  11. Wait is that really operating action ? πŸ™„ it's pretty like fingering 🀣!! Any aiimsonians here ???

  12. Let's appreciate the Docs for giving away all their comfort during college days & post college days in Hospitals for rest of their life. Thanks a ton Docs!!!

  13. Kenny: doctors are always calm and they don't get angry…

    Kabir Singh: kisne bola ye madarc***d

    πŸ˜‚

  14. Guessing its like touching breadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

  15. Bakchod hindi samajh aati hai? South indian accent .. gandu.. india me belong bhi nahi krte ho tum south indians

  16. Hey kenny…..I subscribed your channel today itself n watched 3-4 videos…..thn found this one….aftr reading the caption I immediately jumped into it coz I am in medical profession…..
    Docs do find love n they do fall in it……😍😍😍
    Your hand gestures during surgery……goddddd…..it gives me stomach ache……Awesome…..

  17. Kenny is a genius… His comedy is something you can watch with family … Else ur running for cover when they get xrated.

  18. If doctors are barely human , who are then proper humans … Its good that u r making ppl laugh Mr. Sebastian , thats also a kind of therapy but still u should choose ur words a little more carefully .. All the best

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