Health & Family Welfare
that is actually funny:D
nonono, clara, cpatain jack an rory go into a bar. everbody dies.
captain jack walks out the bar, clara walks out another bar and rory walks out a bar in the past 😀
you guys didnt get the face of boe joke. i'm ashamed.
Slitheen has one "I" in it… Get it?
What do you call and old man who takes young women away in a secret box?………the doctor.
What is the name of the episode where the Doctor visits the Jungle of Nool?
Horton hears a Doctor Who.
(haha i know..thats bad DX)
And even say it's not worded properly!
Too many feels. Ahhh!
capt. Jack: blood is red, the TARDIS is blue.capt.Jack harkness and who are you? 10:stop it!
These jokes made me roll my eyes so far back, I could see my brain cells commit suicide.
Should have been
The Doctor Who?
No, just The Doctor.
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Are you my mummy?
see the best Dr. Who joke at youtu.be/6ZIRF3-krvE?t=1m11s
What do Daleks do in the shower?
What do Daleks do when they dig?
I once phoned the local council and asked what precautions were being taken against a Dalek invasion.
They said steps were put in place.
whats a dalek's favourite snack?
An apple. After all, an apple a day keep the doctor away.
How many Doctor Who fans does it change a light bulb?
What do you mean 'change'?! I liked the old light bulb!
THIS IS NOT OKAY
Is his type a towel?
Why did the dalek eat an apple a day? To keep the doctor away
Its not found when i type it in.
Knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Matt Smith
yeah donna doesnt remember either :'(
That's kind of clever actually.
Hello sweetie, why don't you come in the TARDIS and sonic my screwdriver?
You clearly mean Fantastic!!
That's not a joke, that's a tragedy!!! :'(
#TimeLordConfessions- I take pictures of cacti and send them to my Vinvocci friends with the text "I found your brother!"
Tick tock goes the clock even for The Doctor.
YOU DID NOT JUST…
Captain Jack, Rory and Clara walks into a bar. They all die. Captain Jack walks out of the bar. Rory walks out a bar in the past. Clara walks out from a different bar.
Why can't you have two doctors in the same place? Cause you would get a pair-o-docs.
What did the 11th doctor say to the 10th doctor, my sonic is bigger than yours
What's the Doctor's favourite food? Dalek Bread
Knock knock?Whos there?Doctor.Doctor Who?You just said it.
Why was Seven afraid of Eight? Because McGann Hurt Eccleston!
oh god those were terrible XD
This is actually quite funny!
1:02 Matt is looking at David's expression
The face of Boe says: I use to be a time traveler like you, but then I took the time vortex to my molecular structure.
I have one it is. If I looked like you I would re-generate
…raxacoricophalapatorians have two eyes…idiot
Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight Hurt nine!
They do have pick up lines for Doctor Who.
I wrote the ones that were jokes 🙂
I know this is so mean but, what do you call someone who has friends but is still lonely? The Doctor.
It's just normal jokes with doctor who charicters
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here's my Tardis allons-y maybe?
Hey baby… Do you have any Gallifreyan in you? No? Would you like some?
Yo mama is so ugly the silence want to forget her
Sometimes I like to take pictures of cacti and send them to my Vinvocci friends with a text saying "I FOUND YOUR BROTHER!"
what athletic event would Roger Delgado, Anthony Ainley and john simm take part in? the master race
Doctor poo wheres your TURDIS
What dose TSLP stand for Tardis Stinks like Pooh
why can't two doctors be in the same place at the same time? Because it would be a paradox
Why where 10 afraid of 7?Because 7 8(ate) 9
Oh god they are right. There are no good Doctor Who jokes
Your friend looks like mac miller
knock knockwho's theredoctor who!
How many calories do you burn by sliding down a wall while crying?Ten.
I have 2 why was hurt afraid of Mcoy because Mcoy Hurt Mcgann (sorry if I spelt McCoy wrong) what did eleven say to A skunk before they left the Tardis?….Come Along Pong !!! Hahahhahaha Loool i hope you thought they were funny !!! 😀
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umm…i didn't get the slitheen one?! O_o
Why did the crack in time Cross the road?
Why is 9 mad at 10?
Because 10 lost 9's rose
where does a cyber-man leave his space ship? cyber space, obviously.
Is your tie made from a wash cloth?
Knock knock who's there?DubiDubi who?Dubiuuuuh!! :3
DONT EVER MAKE ROSE TYLER JOKES
What does the Doctor wear when he goes to New Earth?
A 'Boe' tie!
I love doctor who and I love their jokes
Why did the Dalek cross the road?
To enslave humanity.
This isn't exactly a joke but…."Hello there sexy,I must have good luck.Come home with me,and then we can f- "Stop it Jack."
HEY, ARE YOU A TARDIS? because i want to go inside of you and travel through time and space.
There is no we in "food" but there´s an "ood"
No, no, no! The correct response to "Doctor who?" is nothign, because silence wil lfall whken the question is asked!
Why did the FACE of Boe not go to the party?
Because he had NO-BODY to go with
🙂 your welcome
what is Dr WHo's favorite snack?
soup with whockers
Knock knockwho's theremoonmom who'smoon me
Yo mama so fat, the T.A.R.D.I.S. thought she was a planet and tried to land on her!!!ohhhhhh!!! you just got burned by a timelord!! Burned like Gallifrey!!
yo mamma so ugly, even weeping angels run away from her
I think this is the only funny one ive heard:Q: why do daleks eat so many apples?A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
the only one I laugh hard was the stlitheen one, they're not quite whovians. If they we're they would get it
1,2,3,4 ready for the time war? 5,6,7,8 daleks yell EXTERMINATE! 9,10,11,12 doctors dead and silence fell 12,11,10,9 let's all go back in time 8,7,6,5 one fellow called Clive 4,3,2,1 grab her hand a whisper run
Why was 9 mad at 10
because 10 lost his rose
-nock nock– who's there?– doowy-doowy who?– doowyo doowyo do do do do dodo (and so on..)
Jeez the first question actually sounded far too much like christopher eckleson.
Knock knockWho's thereDoctorDoctor who?Silence will fall when the question is asked.
what is a daleks fave meal? dalekbread
No good DW jokes? You have to think outside of the box 😉
When did the War Doctor destroy Gallifrey? Between 8 and 9.
Well I'm the doctor
So sad that "Hollidays of the Doctor" has disappear.. (sorry for my english, I live in Belgium)PS : I love your vidéos <3
no it goes knock knockwhos there?doctorDoctor Who?Exactly
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