Carl in Hospital


BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP 😀 😀 Jimmy I’m so glad you’re here. I came as quickly as I can. So, what happened? A wild llama bit me in the leg, and now they’ll have to amputate it. The llama? No, my fucking leg. Oh, so what now I’m not losing hope. Me and my family will make a fundraiser to gather enough money to afford a new high tech leg prosthesis With that prosthesis, I’ll be able to live a normal life and be happy with the ones I love Great. How much you have to gather? About ten thousand dollars W H A T How pathetic. With that kind of money you could save a child from death. But I am a child No you’re a fucking loser of life, I’ve seen people doing better without having two legs and probably you’ve got bitten because you tried to have sex with that llama WASN’T IT LIKE THAT C A R L? But Jimmy… Wasn’t it? BEEP Jimmy please I don’t want you to be my friend anymore. And now excuse me, but I… […gotta save the world and get to school on time!] BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP x3 BEEP x3 *Dies* *Ascends*

100 thoughts on “Carl in Hospital

  1. I sometimes like to imagine your videos as an actual alternate universe and think of stuff that’s happening in it.

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  3. Turkish translation:

    Jimmy, burada olmana çok sevindim.

    Olabildiğince çabuk yapabilirim. Peki ne oldu?

    Vahşi bir lama bacağımda ısırdı ve şimdi bunu kesmek zorunda kalacaklar.

    Lama mı?

    Hayır, lanet bacağım.

    Vay. Şimdi ne var?

    Umudumu kaybetmiyorum. Ben ve ailem, yeni anestezi bacak protezini sağlamak için yeterli para toplayacak bir para toplama aracı olacak. Bu protezle normal bir hayat yaşayabiliyorum ve sevdiklerimle mutlu olacağım.

    Harika. Ne kadar toplaman gerekiyor?

    100.000 dolar.

    Ne?! Ne kadar acıklı. Bu tür bir parayla bir çocuğu ölümden kurtarabilirsin.

    Ama ben bir çocuğum.

    Hayır, sen hayatın bir kaybedenisin. İnsanların iki bacağı olmadan daha iyi olduğunu gördüm. Muhtemelen ısırıldınız çünkü bir llama ile sevişmeye çalıştınız. Öyle değil mi Carl?

    Ama Jimmy …

    Öyle değil mi?

    Jimmy lütfen …

    Artık arkadaşım olmanı istemiyorum. Şimdi özür dilerim ama ben.

  4. Jimmy: That's enough money to save a child carl: i am a child jimmy: no your a fucking loser from hell and you probably got bitten because you tried to have sex with a llama

  5. Let's have a moment of silence for all the Jimmy Neutron characters who've died.
    Jimmy Neutron(1991-2013)-Unknown
    Hugh Neutron(1960-2013)-Suicide by Police Shooting
    Judy Neutron(1964-2013)-Shot by Hugh Neutron
    Skeet McSpanky(1983-2016)-Brain implosion from trying to comprehend sodium chloride.
    Chip McSpanky(1983-2006)-Unknown
    Carl Wheezer(1991-2017)-Fucked to death by Llama.
    Ebenezer Wheezer(1958-2013)-Shot, decapitated, and consumed by Hugh Neutron.
    Quentin Smithee(1963-2004)-Choked on croissant.

  6. 0:36
    Jimmy: great, how much money do you have to gather?
    Carl: About Ten thousand Dollars
    Jimmy: WHAT? HOW PATHETIC, WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY YOU CAN SAVE A CHILD FROM DEATH!
    Carl: But I am a child…
    Jimmy: NO! YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER IN LIFE! I'VE SEEN PEOPLE DOING BETTER WITHOUT HAVING TWO LEGS AND PROBABLY YOU GOT BITTEN BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT LLAMA! WASN'T IT LIKE THAT CARL?
    Carl: But Jimmy-
    Jimmy: Wasnt it?
    Carl: Jimmy Please…
    Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMOOOAR
    Im fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

  7. Re-visted this video due to my curiosity of the new English subtitles!
    Jimmy and Carl have also got a case of 'Sonic Adventure Mouths' but this video is still amazing art!

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